[pepsi_junkie]

Wahhabist killers apparently gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths.
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But prosecutors claimed these reports of torture were “a rumor” on the grounds that sharp knives were not found at the scene. They also claimed that maybe shrapnel had caused the injuries.

Prosecutors claim that shrapnel caused men's testicles to come off and fly into their mouths? They said this with a straight face?

[shotgun]

“the magic shrapnel theory”