[FredZarguna]

Martha Stewart’s crime was that she was not a Clinton.

Or, apparently, a Mohammedan.

In his testimony before the House Committee, Comey stressed that while Clinton was neither formally deponed, sworn, nor even recorded, "lying to us is still a crime."

That's interesting, because in yesterday's document dump concerning its investigation, the Fumbling Bumbling Incompetents admitted that during the course of its ten month "observation" of the Orlando Shooter [let his name be forgotten and erased by God] which included several interviews, the shooter lied to the FBI on several occasions.

So, let's get this straight: the FBI will doggedly pursue a woman who shows people how to properly scoop melon-balls or craft florets out of butter if she lies to them, but it will not bestir itself to charge a suspect with a history of demonstrably violent intentions.

[Army Air Corps]

So, let's get this straight: the FBI will doggedly pursue a woman who shows people how to properly scoop melon-balls or craft florets out of butter if she lies to them, but it will not bestir itself to charge a suspect with a history of demonstrably violent intentions.

Alas, poor ol' Martha was not part of a Protected Class awash with legions of Social Justice Warriors who could pressure Uncle Sugar.

[SkyDancer]

"the Orlando Shooter [let his name be forgotten and erased by God]"

No, G-d will remember his name, boy howdy will G-d remember his name.

As for the other stuff - Yep.

[YogicCowboy]

Correct. (Just think of the societal damage that improperly scooped melon balls might cause!)