If Ted has any future in Presidential politics, he’s going to have to do the following...
1. Lots and lots of plastic surgery.
2. Hire a physical trainer.
3. Get a new tailor.
4. Go to a Otolaryncologist and get nasal passage roto-rooted.
5. Find the best voice coach money can buy.
6. Seek out a good dermatologist to help grow some thicker skin.
7. Drop the Preacher schtick.
8. Beg, borrow, steal, rent, buy, or lease a friggin personality!
9. Stab Glenn Beck!
A good start.
Except for #9, these were all concerns I had about Cruz long before Trump ever entered the race.
Since then, he has done things that that won’t be forgotten a mere 4-8 years down the road.
He’s done it all to himself. It’s not “Donalds Fault” Ted showed his @ss.
Post of the day, in my book.
He will never do any of those ghings, because he’s already perfect.
He doesn’t need plastic surgery, he needs brain surgery.
Lol, good list.
He could do everything you posted @ 13 and he is still done politically and I supported him. However, I always had a nagging doubt he could win nationally because of what you wrote in 13 - he just never seemed to have charisma and that is a major handicap in national politics. I also had some caution over the dislike of Cruz by most of his peers. There have been plenty of strong conservatives who were liked by their peers who did not agree with them.
Watching Cruz with his family was sad and enlightening. I have a genuine affection with my children. My friends have a genuine affection with their children. Cruz does not appear to have that. There is something wrong with his family dynamic. His actions during the latter half of the campaign when he left his scripted adult routine and veered off into the twilight zone also confirmed this.
I don’t think Cruz will keep his Senate seat. Might be the best thing that could happen for him. He put himself before the greater good - that tells me all I need to know. Texans have probably picked up on all of this better than most.
I especially agree with #3. His suits never fitted well. It was like he got them at TJ Max off of a hanger.
10. Be born to citizen parents in the US
That one is going to be tricky........
4. Go to a Otolaryncologist and get nasal passage roto-rooted.I've always thought he has/had a cleft pallet AKA Hare-lip.