You would not last 8 minutes in Texas with that parakeet mouth, someone’s 10 year old daughter would slap you so hard you would crap chicklettes for the next two months
Oh, go away, you silly ass (hit the abuse button! I dare you!) and take your thin-skin with you. Or better yet, wake up your snoozing pals here so they can come back and insult a giiiiiiirl.
Bump for later reading.