[dfwgator]

for reports of shots fired at JFK.

Aren't they about 53 years too late?
_{Too soon?}

[Red Badger]

LoL!!!!!!!!........

[Ezekiel]

What are you saying? A day late and a half dollar short?

[Texas Eagle]

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Feral descendants of the Indians who gave away Manhattan?

[americas.best.days...]

Jeez, made me drop my tablet lol’ing.

[advertising guy]

Brilliant, and brilliantly funny
That is like gettin the Gold an Silver at the same time

[windcliff]

Quick wit :)

[hole_n_one]

You rock!

[Keyhopper]

Wait a minute, didn’t they see the gun free sign?

[Arthur McGowan]

One of my pet peeves is journalists (and other people) who say that “President Kennedy passed away in Dallas, Texas...”

Aside from the fact that getting your head blown off is hardly “passing away,” it also seems as though the shock and grief should have started to wear off, and nobody will be hurt by bluntly saying “died.”

Same goes for Lincoln, FDR, Jesus, Socrates, Moses...

[LonePalm]

You owe me a monitor and a keyboard.

"Ceterum censeo Hillary esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[HollyB]

Here we go again, lol

[VRWCmember]

Aren't they about 53 years too late?

LOL. Not exactly breaking news.

[VRWCmember]

Aren't they about 53 years too late?

LOL. Not exactly breaking news.