I see on your resume you hate “whitey” and you help destroy your own neighborhood..your grammar is atrocious..and you are dressed like a hobo..we would like to start you out with a salary of $100,000.00 a year, your own private jet and full benefits.
LOL. Livin’ the dream.
*immediately spends first paycheck on athletic shoes, weed, and booze, then forgets to show up for work the next day and all the days after that* Fired 10 months later.