They probably don’t work anyway.
Oh they probably work. The Secret Service is there to protect them from Biden.
The suitcase the guy is carrying probably just has candy and cookies that Crazy Joe offers the little girls he snuggles up to during White House cabinet ceremonies.
They probably work...the secret service just didn’t tell slow Joe who was really carrying them. The fake guy just carries chew toys for ole Joe.
LOLOL!
Because they know Ol' Joe is a brain-damaged special little snowflake... :)
It works on several levels too. Either Obama bollocks'd up StratCom so badly the system no longer works, or, they just don't trust Biden in the loop and stuffed blank sheets in the suitcase.
In all seriousness though. I cannot for the life of me recall a President or VP, or any civilian authority ever even acknowledging the contents of the football or its purpose. In other words it has only been speculation as to what's in there and why it follows them around.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
Gotta make sure, when the balloon goes up, it really goes up!
Plus, Erdogan ... Oh, never mind.
“Donald Trump… He cannot be trusted. There’s a guy that follows me, has the nuclear codes. So, God forbid anything happen to the president and I had to make a decision the codes are with me… He is not qualified.”
[In other words ...]
“Stand up, Chuck!”
[Post 2 and 4 are Vintage FR.]
[They probably don’t work anyway.]
An anonymous source has leaked what the codes are that Joe has....
besuretodrinkyourovaltine