Yeah. Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly after handling a copy of the New York Slimes and use liberal amounts of eyewash if you read any of it. If reading online, be sure to run a scan of your anti-slime software to make sure your computer is not corrupted by the gross amount of lies and bias.
Suggested protective wear before making the unadvised decision to read the New York Slimes:
Thanks, sometimes it helps to let it All Hang Out