Posted on 08/22/2016 2:17:20 PM PDT by drewh
Bud Light = stale urine.
The only thing that could help this whale’s career is if she was funny or could act.
In both cases, she’s definitely in the Ben Stiller mold, showing that family ties don’t necessarily translate into talent.
Re : Post #21 ~ SCHUMER: I’ve loved her for so long. I have been a fan of hers forever, and I think the work that she’s done, and she’s so crazy overqualified, and it’s not because I want a woman in the White House. I really don’t care about that. I think that’s an exciting thing and that it will be good for little girls and whatever, just in the same way I wasn’t interested in the race of Obama. It’s like, I wanted him to win. It’s, it’s her. ~
She is a low-class; unfunny, so-called comedienne who claims to (somehow) be a victim of ‘media bias’.
To say, “... she’s so crazy overqualified, and it’s not because I want a woman in the White House.”
Is that (ridiculous) comment REALLY going to hurt your career?
WHAT CAREER IS THAT? Potty Mouth Skank Who NEVER got a real LAUGH? Your only hope is to join the ranks of O’Donnell, Goldberg, Behar and Ellen Degenerate in the shameful “ has been ‘comics’ who have become militant dykes” movement ~ currently trending... ~
That's part of her standup, right?
“No it [Obama’s playlist] was good, he had some D’Angelo on there. It was cool, but I just — I don’t know. It was so all over the place.”
Kinda like it was maybe cooked up by his staffers?
Is that suppose to be a glam photo shoot? I don’t begrudge large size women. In fact I prefer curves over the anorexic types, but her attitude in the pic holds no interest. A genuine smile would have done wonders and make her more appealing. Still, great hair with the extensions. Yes, I’m going gay enough to recognize them...ha.
Sure Laz would be all over it. Just need to work his way between the 3 bellies. How rude.
I guess she is completely stupid. For comedians, the Obama years have been comedy purgatory. Obummer has been mostly off limits, to the detriment of humor history. As grinding as it was, the President Bush years were comedy heaven for all in her profession. I guess she doesn’t want them to succeed.
She’s a funnier Samantha Bee.
I’m still trying to figure out what makes this skank funny. She is simply a chunky version of Sarah Silverman. It’s the exact same crap that was funny for about 15 minutes in the late 1990s (jaded 20-something gets an abortion type of ‘humor’ + rehashed skits with a woman that looks wrong for a particular role). I suppose the only way you’re gonna like her is if your political masters tell you to like her.
Sure, they occasionally will have a decent joke, or even bit, but being coarse and/or angry does not an entertainer make.
Twenty-five years ago, I read an article that said the market for stand-ups in the US was around 200. Lots of competition for those 200 now plus, spots.
I tried watching Schumer. She doesn't do it for me, but I guess she's doing something (or somebody) right at CBS/Comedy Central.
She’s blaming her non-entity status - as compared to George Carlin, Chris Rock, etc. on the fact she’s a liberal? Well, I guess most losers come up with a justification...
pretty girl says dirty words, that is the gimmick. eventually it wears off
She’s trash
It’s been a while but haven’t Sandler’s movies grossed in the low $B’s?
Yeah, it makes me think about switching to something else. Libtard losers and their loser ideology, I want no part of them. If fact, I see an email to Budweiser in my future.
CGato
Who isn't funnier than Samantha Bee? Bee's shtick is so blatantly crazy far left-wing, I can't find a joke to save my life...and I'm good with making fun of Republicans if it's funny. Jon Stewart was often funny the few times I watched him. This shrill broad is just mean.
We don’t need to import foreign talent like samantha bee and john oliver to be rude liberal asshats. Seems schumer proves that we can grow our own domestically.
That was the joke!
Ugly whore.
And that is one of the nicer things that comes to mind.
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