According to Sharia, if he drops dead of a stroke while raving about something Islamic, does he get 72 virgins? And if he is half paralyzed when he leaves this world, will he be so in the next? If so, will he still get sympathy sex from the virgins?
I saw on a Muzzie website that "According to islam once a person dies on earth that is the last and final death they will ever encounter... After that there is heaven and hell according to their deeds and that life is eternal and never ending."
I guess if their after life is never ending, they are probably not paralyzed as they were in this world. They could never service 72 virgins if they were, either. This brings up another question: when Muzzie women die, do they get 72 untouched men in their heaven, or do they get a permanent reprieve from what is probably completely disrespectful unfulfilling sex, considering they are regarded lower than most animals while alive?