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OK ... maybe the Trumpster doesn't fall down, have blood clots, suffer seizures, have double vision, wear adult diapers, hang on to handrails, avoid flashing lights, have aids standing by with emergency injections, suffer from chronic fatigue, or any of that other stuff ... but can he twist the lid off a pickle jar? Well, can he!

1 posted on 08/24/2016 1:37:22 PM PDT by Zakeet
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CNN is fast becoming my favorite comedy channel.

How do these guys keep coming up with this stuff?

2 posted on 08/24/2016 1:40:22 PM PDT by IC Ken
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‘Strength and stamina are extraordinary’ — what does that mean, exactly?”

It means she can still Hold the BOOZE BOTTLE and the Coke Straw by herself, nothing more.

Maybe Mr Trump should invite her to go Jogging around the Capitol with the Secret Service, let’s see how HEALTHY she really is.


3 posted on 08/24/2016 1:41:01 PM PDT by eyeamok (destruction of government records.)
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Clinton needs to be in assisted living. If she has Parkinson’s she shouldn’t be running for president. Some people have memory issues with the disease, that’s going to work out for her and the nuclear codes. /sarc


4 posted on 08/24/2016 1:41:26 PM PDT by madison10 (#OnlyTrump #NeverHillary)
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5 posted on 08/24/2016 1:42:09 PM PDT by Sybeck1 (Remember the Court)
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That jar of pickles stood no chance against Mad Dog Clinton.


6 posted on 08/24/2016 1:42:10 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (https://thepurginglutheran.wordpress.com)
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Hillary has been training with Rosie..
7 posted on 08/24/2016 1:42:40 PM PDT by KeyLargo
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Under the category of, “I know you are but what am I?” and “I’m rubber, you’re glue/ what you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.” I have never seen such inane, puerile journalism in my life.


9 posted on 08/24/2016 1:44:32 PM PDT by bboop (does not suffer fools gladly)
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Well to begin with, when you ‘pop’ the top of one of these jars, it makes a sound, I have listened, hmmm no sound...

Why didn't she have to walk down the stage, down the stairs, up the aisle and back up the stairs and across the stage back to her set...that would have been a lot better to tell how ‘healthy’ Hillary is...

As far as Communist Clinton News Network, well she has paid them well, and they will make up any lie that they can think of, and some that even the best liar in the world hasn't thought of...ask him: “St. Ted”...he could tell you a few I'll bet!!!

12 posted on 08/24/2016 1:45:34 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence; Trump/Pence 100%)
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“Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s chief medical correspondent”

I said this about Dr. Drew’s comments about Trump’s mental state AND Clinton’s physical state and it still applies:

Has he examined Trump? No? The he can SHUT UP. No doctor worth his salt provides diagnoses on patients they haven’t examined personally.


15 posted on 08/24/2016 1:45:57 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (We need a separation of press and state!)
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Gee, I guess we could just clear up all this confusion by just having both candidates release their medical histories ... that work for you, CNN?


16 posted on 08/24/2016 1:46:03 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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The picture of perfect health.

17 posted on 08/24/2016 1:46:58 PM PDT by JPG (Go Trump!)
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Clinton can hardly crawl to 2 events per week.

Trump is still having 1 to 2 events per day.

==

Luckily, Clinton still has the media sycophants pushing her campaign for her.


18 posted on 08/24/2016 1:47:10 PM PDT by TomGuy
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Trump looks particularly healthy to me, especially when he is standing next to Melania.


19 posted on 08/24/2016 1:47:25 PM PDT by FlipWilson
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Ah, the humoristic joys of the Clinton/Communist/Castro/Castradi News Network


20 posted on 08/24/2016 1:48:26 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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Where's my pickle jar? I'll prove I'm in good health…

22 posted on 08/24/2016 1:49:19 PM PDT by AmusedBystander (The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next)
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Seriously Trump should offer Hil-liar-y a challenge. If she wins he steps out of the race. However, if he wins she steps out of the race.

10 push ups

1/4 mile best time under 3 minutes (12 minute mile..even a reasonably unhealthy person could run that)

and for kicks open 6 pickle jars.


31 posted on 08/24/2016 1:54:43 PM PDT by Leep (Cut the crap!)
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A pickle jar?????????????? Unreal, how long did the massive teamclinton have to think to do this. How did it go?....board room, 20 or so people around the table....video conf too.

Then someone yells out..........hey let her open a pre-opened jar of pickles on TV. Pffft. The mere fact they put this out shows me how much trouble we are in if they know Liv’s will buy it.

Pffffft!


39 posted on 08/24/2016 1:59:42 PM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11~TrumpÂ’s got this, Barry. Go back to your golf game.)
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Hilliary’s health is about as fine as is my grandma’s
(and she died in 1969)


40 posted on 08/24/2016 2:01:48 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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Trump is out every day, all day long, speaking to (has GOT to be close to a million or millions by now ... collectively) .. strong voice, strong walk, strong demeanor.

And cankles?

coughs her way up a small flight of stairs.


HEY CNN ... GFY !

43 posted on 08/24/2016 2:08:19 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true ... and it pisses people off.)
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If a person is very unhealthy and sick, it usually shows... despite forced smiles through layers of makeup (and despite LIES to the contrary.)
44 posted on 08/24/2016 2:08:46 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except for convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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