[j. earl carter]

Here's an irrelevant comment:

When I was driving a truck, they sent me to Mountaintop, PA several times to pickup loads at the Poptarts factory. The smell of all the different flavors of Poptarts mixed together was completely nauseating.

[super7man]

OK, you're on. Irrelevant comment contest.

I deftly got into the rowboat and skimmed across the lake the way a bowling ball doesn't.