Years ago El Rushbo convinced some airhead Congressditz that his mother was subsisting on Alpo.
He added that for Christmas he gave his Mom an electric can opener aaaaaaand.... a case of New! Mighty Dog for Seniors!
This was read into the Congressional Record (later deleted).
Anyway, I think Gary Johnson just had his New York pizza on a fork moment.
That would be the Congress Woman from Colorado. I can’t recall her name at the moment.