Don’t use that expression, “kill two birds with one stone.”
My ultra liberal, U of Chicago dropout, conceited little twit niece corrected my brother the other day with this...
“You should use the expression “feed two birds with one seed,” it is kinder!”
My brother and I just looked at each other and laughed!
Unfortunately the niece takes after her mother and not her father.
So, did she drop out because normal people kept laughing at her, or did she drop out because they didn't have their heads stuck far enough up where the Sun don't shine?