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Cow fart bill passes California Legislature
Cal Coast News.com ^ | September 7, 2016 | Staff

Posted on 09/13/2016 8:25:08 PM PDT by concentric circles

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"Blow it out your..."

21 posted on 09/13/2016 8:54:11 PM PDT by Heart-Rest (Make America Great Again!)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

yes but you will have to have a composting permit with insurance


22 posted on 09/13/2016 8:55:31 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: faithhopecharity

What a bunch of BS


23 posted on 09/13/2016 8:56:58 PM PDT by clamper1797 (We are getting close to the last "box")
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Eat the cows, then they don’t fart. But guess we don’t make beef and bean chili as then they will want to eliminate us as well.


24 posted on 09/13/2016 8:57:19 PM PDT by Reno89519 (It is very simple, Trump/Pence or Clinton/Kaine. Good riddance Lyn' Ted, we regret ever knowing you)
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To: Revel
Mentally California is bankrupt right now.
Wonder if they will install gas detection border check points to the east? Might even build to the south. God knows the amount of gas those illegals are smuggling into California today.
25 posted on 09/13/2016 8:58:17 PM PDT by Kozy (new age haruspex)
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Lot more flatulence coming out of Hollywood these days than a few inland cattle operations.


26 posted on 09/13/2016 9:01:25 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Government employees and welfare recipients are both net tax consumers. Often for life.)
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27 posted on 09/13/2016 9:01:45 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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The result of not stopping the massive influx of NYC types in the 1970's. After that is was all downhill.

That idiot Boxer was one of the NYC invaders.

28 posted on 09/13/2016 9:06:13 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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More idiocy from the enviro-nazis and so-called “progressives”.


29 posted on 09/13/2016 9:07:11 PM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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So how do they cut this 40%? Plugs that are somewhat less in diameter than a cows anus? Just plug them 40% off the time? 40% fewer beans?


30 posted on 09/13/2016 9:07:49 PM PDT by umgud (ban all infidelaphobics)
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The only product that California politicians produce in that state is flatulence.
31 posted on 09/13/2016 9:09:06 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: rockinqsranch

You might try go ogling...


32 posted on 09/13/2016 9:10:36 PM PDT by TexasGator
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To: PROCON

Should devise a spark system to light off the fart as its expelled.


33 posted on 09/13/2016 9:11:34 PM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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What a bunch of a**holes we have for reps.


34 posted on 09/13/2016 9:12:09 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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So much for the “happy cows.”


35 posted on 09/13/2016 9:12:17 PM PDT by Wneighbor (I'm deplorable.)
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They need to outlaw swamps, the leading cause of methane.


36 posted on 09/13/2016 9:15:41 PM PDT by Flick Lives (TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)
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Will they create a law outlawing this guy? He's more dangerous than a dozen cows! Keep him away from Mexican food!

37 posted on 09/13/2016 9:18:17 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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The Kalifornistan legislature can pass a bill repealing the first and second laws of thermodynamics and then provide free unlimited energy for the whole state.


38 posted on 09/13/2016 9:21:05 PM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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So how do they cut this 40%? Plugs that are somewhat less in diameter than a cows anus? Just plug them 40% off the time? 40% fewer beans?

Inevitably, the rule will translate to 40% fewer animals.

Just what California farmers need...

39 posted on 09/13/2016 9:25:21 PM PDT by okie01
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When they outlaw beans, only outlaws will eat beans!


40 posted on 09/13/2016 9:30:00 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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