$5,000 - Assist Hillary up a flight of four stairs
$10,000 - Push Hillary's wheel chair for 100 yards
$15,000 - This time with Hillary in it!
$20,000 - Get close and personal by emptying her bed pan!
One more: $25,000 - Help toss Hillary into her van.
$50,000 to help throw her in her van with the door closed.
Hillary-tossing!
“Hillary-tossing, or Clinton-tossing, is a pub/bar attraction in which a certain candidate wearing special padded clothing or Velcro costume is thrown onto mattresses or at Velcro-coated walls.[1] Participants compete to throw the Hillary the farthest. A related formerly practiced activity was Hillary-bowling, in which a certain candidate was placed on a skateboard and used as a bowling ball.[2]”
She’d raise so much money she could buy Soros!