Debate Rules: No Coughing Breaks

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[GreenHornet]

In case of the Hill’s breakdown, he’d really have to hustle to beat the Secret Service to her.

That's true....and if that's the case, Donald Trump should just stand back, otherwise, the next day the talking point will be "Donald Trump interfered with the Secret Service's efforts as they tried to render aid to Hillary Clinton."

[OddLane]

Exactly...LOL.

[Secret Agent Man]

She will have to back out or suffer a worse than 9-11 performance.

[LostInBayport]

My thinking is that she will be seriously medicated to fend off the coughing, but these drugs will leave her loopy, slow, and barely going through the motions during the debate.

The result will be akin to that impromptu press conference on her plane after the Chelsea bombings. Haggard, hastily made up and speaking like a robot with a low battery.

[LostInBayport]

what do you want to bet they won’t show them side by side in an angle that will favour his height over hers

It is NBC. They will do a split screen, giving the illusion of equal height. Very few long shots of the stage will be shown.

[bray]

Has Fox Snooze declared her the winner on points yet?

Pray America wakes

[tanuki]

No, you didn’t! LOL!

[scrabblehack]

Can they get as much water as they want?

[ronnie raygun]

Bring you pulsing flashlights kiddies

[scottinoc]

Trump does this for a living. HiLIARy does fake debates against lightweights like Lazio and not-ready-for-primetime townhalls against Bernie. Trump just needs to speak in generalities/principles and avoid a wonk-a-thon. I’m sure HiLIARy’s campaign alrady has a plan to Gerald Ford him. Trump will do just fine. Look likeable and reasonable, reasonably diplomatic and presidential as he has the last few weeks, and bye bye Hildebeast.

[Colorado Doug]

Wow! This sets the bar pretty high for a presidential candidate. If she manages to stand the whole time without going comatose and can talk without hacking up a lung for the duration, it will be heralded as a great success and she will be crowned the victor by the media.

[zaxtres]

My prediction for the debate: they will check for earbuds. Hitlary will not have any. The first sign of trouble she will start coughing and ask help from one of her team. They will come up give her something and the earbud. Then from there Hitlary will place the earbud in and no coughing will ensue thereafter unless the earbud is noticeable and the process will repeat.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

She is a stool!

[editor-surveyor]

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[EEGator]

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[max americana]

So now what? She drinks her own cough? BLECHHH oh that’s right, if she can drink human blood, then this is a cakewalk.

[VideoPaul]

That’s a problem too. Too much water and her leg fills up...

[metmom]

Hillary is being expected to remain standing for 90 minutes. No breaks. No commercial breaks. She demanded a stepstool, this was denied by the debate commission.

For real?!?!?!

What on earth are they going to pump her full of to keep her on her feet for that long?

Expect a terror incident to end the debate before she hits the floor.

It'll all be perfectly timed and orchestrated.

[combat_boots]

“What on earth are they going to pump her full of to keep her on her feet for that long?”

Time-released coke/epinephrine. From their personal stock.