We have three great kids to show for it, so the odds are something less than 1 in 1000 each time Mr. Eel explores Mrs. Cave and makes a deposit therein.
Yeah, I realize they are far better than that during the fertile years, but I'm speaking overall.
OMG...... wish I was married to someone like you!
You obviously know how to make a woman happy.
All the best to you and your family!