I agree, get that infernal capitol out of here. I would put it in the middle Kansas in a cornfield.
I actually LIKE Kansas.
A better approach would be to expand the District of Columbia to include every place in Maryland and Virginia where more than 20% of the work force commutes to Washington. I wouldn't even mind if they made the District of Columbia the 51st state under those conditions.
“I agree, get that infernal capitol out of here. I would put it in the middle Kansas in a cornfield.”
Nope, put the capital in San Juan.