and I am here to ask questions to Hillary Clinton and Donal Trump-- Hi Hill, how you doing? You look great, is that... 
a new pantsuit?
Mr Trump, are you still lying out your ass... 
about you rampant racism, Trump University, President Obama being legally born here in the US and are you still beating the snot out of your ex-hooker wife every night?
Hill, are you fully recovered... 
from that brief spell of illness?
Mr. Trump, how many people have you caused to be killed... 
maimed or financially ruined by your dubious, notorious wheeler-dealer business dealings?
Hill, will you... 
say 'Hi!" to Bill for me?
Mr. Trump will you please... get out of here before I set the dogs on you?
I'm Lester Holt... 
and this had been an NBC Production.
There is... 
not denying--
You can not... 
make this stuff up?