[faucetman]

If you live in Florida, don’t complain about hurricanes

If you live in California, don’t complain about earthquakes

If you live in Kansas, don’t complain about tornados

If you live in Oregon, don’t complain about rain

If you live in Alaska, don’t complain about the cold

If you live in Oklahoma, don’t complain about fire ants

If you live in Louisiana, don’t complain about gators

[Defiant]

If you live in NY, don’t complain about liberals.

[sharkhawk]

If you live in Illinois, don’t complain about crooked politicians.

[Blue Highway]

Florida has all of that so can’t I complain a little?