Posted on 10/10/2016 5:15:17 AM PDT by Helicondelta
Hillary Clinton told her traveling press corps Sunday night after a bruising presidential debate with Donald Trump that she wanted the plane to take off so drinks could be served.
The most important thing is we need to take off so we can actually have some drinks served. My entire team is waiting for this airplane to take off”
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Excellent. Saving for a special occasion? It would be hard to think of a better apéritif before, say, a Pia Zadora movie festival.
“’I just want America to know the Hillary Clinton I know,’ said Jerry Crawford, a friend and the Iowa chairman of Clinton’s 2008 campaign. ‘I want as many people as possible to get to know the woman I’ve seen behind closed doors. She’s bright, disciplined, quick to throw her head back and laugh — just a very, very attractive person.’”
A haiku:
After a hard day
Hill retreats to lair, barks phrase
“Jim Beam I.V., stat!”
Can’t believe she’s drinking with all the meds she’s on.
A haiku:
When she drinks alone
Prefers to drink by herself
Thorogood mocks her!
Maybe I can be buried with it...
A haiku:
Hill will learn new skills
Like how to turn fruit cocktail
Into prison wine
Some people cant stop drinking. You don’t even have to binge drink to trigger a seizure, if you are subject to them.
I used to get about 2 seizures a year. At the time, I had about 1 drink a day. I stopped, and I don’t get them anymore.
No fruit in her rations! I’ve written to Mr Trump in my capacity as an amateur dietitian recommending she be fed bully beef only. Preferably cans left over from the Chosin Reservoir.
Imagine what she would be like after a tough meeting with Putin.
What was your preferred poison, for want of a better description?
If she’s on the medications they are reporting Mr. Booze could easily kill her.
Whats the price? Fifty Cents-Twice!
fiction - Hillary overheard after the debate “Can’t we just drone this guy?”
Merlot.
There’s no memorial scheduled for this morning, is there?
There was an old black-label version of the Night Train Express. I presume it was the same swill, but boy the label was a collector’s item.
Where is their outrage over Kanye being invited to the White House? His lyrics are way more offensive than anything Trump ever said.
If there were an open mic or smartphone recorder going after the debate, it would likely have picked up many choice words from the former Secretary in her vehicle and on the plane.
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