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To: CatOwner

Today was fall in the Dallas area.

Be sure to tell everyone in California thinking about coming to Texas that we have four seasons - ice storms, tornadoes, drought, and hurricanes.

We have zika, west nile, enterovirus-D68, and the highest incidence of Ebola in the country. Suburban areas are infested with bobcats and coyotes, and rabid raccoons, skunks and bats. No point landscaping, as the leprosy infected possums will just dig up your yard.

And, of course, your neighbors all have arsenals of high capacity assault rifles and auto-chambering pistols.

Sales and real estate taxes are high.

Remember what General Phil Sheridan said: “If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell.”


10 posted on 10/21/2016 5:14:45 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: PAR35

Make that “leprosy infected armadillos”


11 posted on 10/21/2016 5:15:45 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: PAR35

Not in the realtor business, huh? lol


12 posted on 10/21/2016 5:19:14 PM PDT by CatOwner
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To: PAR35

you like texas like I do and for some of the same reasons.


15 posted on 10/21/2016 6:14:25 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
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To: PAR35

Fire ants, dont forget the fire ants. And africanized killer bees, and western diamondbacks and BIG flying cockroaches...


16 posted on 10/21/2016 6:43:10 PM PDT by TexasM1A
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