“I’ve had it up to here, I’m holding my hand flat across the middle of my forehead.”
“We’re saluting you for your service.”
“I was this close to _______, I’m holding my thumb and forefinger a quarter-inch apart.”
When he’s saying those, he actually IS doing those things in the studio, it’s quite humorous. He also does the show standing up with a handful on notes and one of those boom mics. He’d be great on a webcast.
“Media Circle Fest”
“Heads up their rectal aperture”