Reports Soon to Come:
1. 24/7 homeless updates
2. Nonstop reports of VERY high unemployment
3. Profiles of people losing their homes
4. Breathless, screaming deportation videos
5. Forboding shots of WALL BUILDING
6. Exposes of mistreatment of women
7. Repeated reports of bloody misdeeds of Trump kids (fabricated = ok)
8. Long interviews of fashionistas explaining how Melania’s clothing is either stupid, or too good
I've predicted this weeks ago. There'll be tons of reports on how Melania is spending $1,000s on shoes and evening gowns.