5, All of the above, and yes, cut the commercials, particularly on Sunday, Monday, and Thursday nights when the NFL thinks that the lack of sports competition gives them a license to run four minutes of commercials at every change of possession.
6. Get rid of the pink uniforms. Football is still primarily a man’s game. We all have wive’s mother’s, daughters, and friends who have suffered and died from breast cancer, but we don’t need it shoved down our throats every game.
7. Get rid of the Marxist salary cap because it creates a system of revolving doors that discourages fan loyalty.
8. Get rid of Roger Goodell.
Or what about giving us guys equal time by calling attention to prostate cancer? I guess yellow would be the appropriate color.