If I have a choice, it’s an Orthodox Jew.
Nope, no choice, you've been randomly assigned this one!:
By 2030, the majority of Israel will be Orthodox.
You don’t have a choice in the matter, and there is more schism among the Orthodox sects than in any other major movement. Thankfully, some of them are coming to their senses.
There’s an answer that solves all of it: mashiach when we’re all Just Jews.