RACIALYING: The Act Of Falsely Claiming Racism

Original Material | 11/16/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

This is today's editorial. Things are so frenzied on the left, I think I will be publishing a lot. Stay tuned.

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[Lazamataz]

Pic for thumbnail for Facebook crossposting.

[Stentor]

Only the word of a divorcing wife.

I lie about my ex-wife all the time. I say she was a nice person to respect my daughter and end conversation. Who wants someone talking negatively about their mom.

[afraidfortherepublic]

What do you mean “newspeak” isn’t here yet? Of course it is. Have you tried calling someone or something “gay” recently, meaning cheery, happy, upbeat?

[Lazamataz]

Matt, I feel this is a good piece. If you are inclined, and since you have such a large Facebook following, would you consider posting this to your Facebook page?

[sodpoodle]

Laz

Please send in an application to the Trump team for the position of speechwriter. Your command of the English language are stupendous. tee hee.

[Lazamataz]

Dayum! Over 1000 words in this editorial, and you pick out the one thing you disagree with?

Tough audience. LOL

[Lazamataz]

Laz.... Please send in an application to the Trump team for the position of speechwriter. Your command of the English language are stupendous. tee hee.

I'd love that kind of job! Speechwriter for President Trump! Who can get me in there?

[T-Bird45]

Good stuff, a bunch of it I have already used this morning in a Facebook interaction. While you may never rise to be an Orwell in our time, I recognize and acknowledge your new derivations on “Racialying” and the “Ministry of Propaganda Ministry” as ground-breaking in furthering the conversation in search of understanding the daily manipulations that we get via most media.

[Lazamataz]

Good stuff, a bunch of it I have already used this morning in a Facebook interaction. While you may never rise to be an Orwell in our time, I recognize and acknowledge your new derivations on “Racialying” and the “Ministry of Propaganda Ministry” as ground-breaking in furthering the conversation in search of understanding the daily manipulations that we get via most media

The creation or adoption of words to express concepts is something the left excels at. I seek to match them.

And no, I shall never be 'George Orwell'-quality. I am just an a-hole with a keyboard. :)

In fact, if I ever DO rise to any level of literary prominence, that shall be my motto. :)

[sodpoodle]

https://apply.ptt.gov/

[Lazamataz]

I want to skip the interview process. :)

[Robert DeLong]

Since this is a vanity, I am not going to respond. If I did though I would say racealying would be comparative to race-baiting wouldn’t it? But thankfully I will not encourage you with your vanities regardless of the temptation.

[Lazamataz]

I lie about my ex-wife all the time. I say she was a nice person to respect my daughter and end conversation. Who wants someone talking negatively about their mom.

Good man. First, do no harm.

[Lazamataz]

DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM!

[Lazamataz]

And whatever you do, DON’T BUMP THIS THREAD!

[rodguy911]

Your are funny words. I are likeing them so muych do more do more.I are not legal in this country.....

[Travis McGee]

Good idea. They are trying to turn patriotism into racism by calling us “white nationalists.”

1. We can’t help our skin color. Black, white, red, yellow or brown, we were born to parents we didn’t choose.

2. They are trying to make patriotism into a pejorative by calling it nationalism. News flash for libtard racial-liars: we are not ashamed to put our own nation first.

3. If we are “white nationalists,” our enemies must be “international socialists,” aka Communists. Or as I call them, Communist Democrats, or CommieRats for short.

[Lazamataz]

I are a editoryal riter. I thenk u four you’re nice werdz.