[blam]

"If my kids loved me 1/3 of what my dog does..."

I tell my friends that the biggest difference between my dogs and my (EX) wives is that the later I get home at night, the happier my dogs are to see me.

[Professional]

LOL!!

[PLMerite]

I like the one that says to lock your wife and your dog in the trunk. Come back an hour later and see which one is glad to see you.