To: UMCRevMom@aol.com
Wife: Dear, what are you thinking?
Me: OK, you asked. I was wondering what sort of scientific principle writers use to describe why clothing on The Hulk somehow stays on him when he massively grows and then shrinks. His clothes become ragged cutoffs, but don't look completely unpresentable or embarrass him.
2 posted on
11/27/2016 1:36:22 AM PST by
ConservativeMind
("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
To: ConservativeMind
Me: Honey can you come in here for a second. It’s important.
Her: Ok (walks in) What is it?
me: Can you plug my cell phone into the wall (the one three feet away from me)
4 posted on
11/27/2016 1:56:23 AM PST by
dp0622
(IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Dustoff45
Since it is Sunday Morning - True Story
Preacher, giving a sermon on Marriage - Don't raise your hands, but how many of you couples had some kind of fight on the way to church this morning?
Well, I want you to know my wife and I never fight on the way to church....We take separate cars.
35 posted on
11/27/2016 5:25:49 AM PST by
Dustoff45
(A change is a comin')
To: ConservativeMind
Wife: Dear, what are you thinking?
Me: OK, you asked. I was wondering what sort of scientific principle writers use to describe why clothing on The Hulk somehow stays on him when he massively grows and then shrinks. His clothes become ragged cutoffs, but don't look completely unpresentable or embarrass him. Wife: Spandex pants
57 posted on
11/27/2016 8:13:49 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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