Toss on a horse blanket, cinch it up with a boob belt - what’s there to dressing Moochele?
Let Melania find her own people, and wouldn’t it be cool if some were unknowns to rise to fame and fortune by doing the work these slimeballs think they’re too good to do?
Toss on a horse blanket, cinch it up with a boob belt - what's there to dressing Moochele?
... actually, it's a lot harder to make an ugly woman look beautiful than to make a beautiful woman look ugly.