[oh8eleven]

“She is weepy, looks ten years older and is very whiny,”
... “She has been drinking wine pretty heavily
... complaining that her campaign managers were ‘incompetent,’
... Bill and Chelsea ‘didn’t work hard enough,’
... FBI Director Comey was ‘in league with Trump.’”
Doesn't get much better than this.

[Boogieman]

Formatted like that, you could make song lyrics out of it.

“The Ballad of Crooked Hillary” or something :)