The school is right, IMHO.
It’s homemade pixie sticks. Oh, the horrors!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d be packing my kid’s lunch sack with Poor Man’s Crack and dare the school to say a thing.
Poor Man’s Crack - Spray a jelly roll pan and line it with saltine crackers. Boil a stick of butter and a cup of sugar for 5 minutes. Pour mixture over crackers. Bake at 400 for 5 minutes. Remove from oven and pour on 8 oz of chocolate chips. Let melt and spread. Cool to harden.
Duuuude, that’s some primo stuff, man.