“The couple’s revised lyrics are adorably consensual, opening with “I really can’t stay” sung by Liza and “Baby, I’m fine with that” sung by Lemanski.
Most notably, when Liza sings, “I ought to say no, no, no,” Lemanksi responds with “You reserve the right to say no.””
Apparently “adorably consensual” means “completely unromantic”.
“Here won’t you sign this form” “oh baby I really must go”
“confirm I’ll stay above the waist” “oh honey I must catch a cab”
“Ok I’ll just cross out this clause” “I’ll see you tomorrow at work”
“How bout you sign Here for a kiss” “no, no, I really must go”
“But baby it’s cold outside!”