Posted on 12/17/2016 6:27:52 PM PST by TigerClaws
He’s Phelan at life.
I can see a horny guy like him not wanting to cave in to the nanny state
LOL
“Sleeping or ‘bathing’”?
You’ve got to be kidding. That guy hasn’t seen a bath in years
How does that expression go here?
“This thread is useless without pics”?
Traffic Cop: “Have you ever been arrested?”
Freak: “No sir.”
Cop: “This isn’t you sir, according to this, you have horns...We’re going downtown to the station.”
“I can see a horny guy like him not wanting to cave in to the nanny state”
Post of the day!
“... at a Pagan festival wearing his horns as well as his “goat legs” and “hooves”.
Hmmm... this hammerhead doesn’t self -identify as a humanoid with toes.
Embrace diversity, you deplorable vermin! HA!
cloven hoof
n.
1. A divided or cleft hoof, as in deer or cattle. Also called cloven foot.
2. Evil or Satan, often depicted as a figure with cleft hooves.
cloven hoof
or
cloven foot
n
1. (Zoology) the divided hoof of a pig, goat, cow, deer, or related animal, which consists of the two middle digits of the foot
2. the mark or symbol of Satan
In Obama’s 8 yrs. he was the great divider. He also had the most transparent (HA!) administration in America’s history!
His puppet masters OWNED BHO, and he did as he was ordered to do.
He gleefully pissed (squatting) On Our Sacred Constitution daily - he embarrassed himself ~ yet, I don’t believe he is capable of embarrassment ~ but he absolutely DID embarrasses the USA and lowered OUR standing in the global community.
Trump/Pence! MAGA
IIRC one of those pastafarians won the right to have his drivers license photo wearing a colander on his head. He got pulled and the cop gave him a ticket for not wearing it.
Alas, Brave New Babylon.
https://westernrifleshooters.wordpress.com/2013/08/26/bracken-alas-brave-new-babylon/
He makes horn-wearing pagan priests look bad.
This stiff goes to the trouble to change his name to ‘Phelan Moonsong’ and laboriously takes the pains to strap goat horns to his head with fishing line like a skull cap, but sit-ups and aerobic exercises are a bridge too far.
Freegards
There isn't a jury in the country that would convict.
[ Nobody else wanted the dead goat’s hardware; Moonsong couldn’t believe his luck. ]
Yeah, that’s just incredible luck. Nobody else wanted to be quite the raving fruitcake strolling through the woods.
That was deeply disturbing.
Well...that’s different.
Let him look like a fool. The ID works as ID - he’d be hard to confuse with anyone else.
I invested about 30 seconds in seeing what I could turn up on him. I didn't find much, but apparently he doesn't drive, and his new ID is very important because he wants to fly to California, where many of the best pagan festivals are to be found.
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