[Attention Surplus Disorder]

[pronounced] Di-me Peevo [one of only 4 things I know how to say in Russian] = “buy me a beer” (or so I’m told, I guess it could mean “kick me in the ass” lol)

[rjsimmon]

No, that would be: "пнуть меня в попку": "Pnoot menya v popkoo".
Buy me a beer is: "купить мне пиво": "koopeet mne peevo".

[MNJohnnie]

купить мне пиво Why yes, that does mean buy me a beer. Kick my ass would be pnut' moyu zadnitsu pozhaluysta Not sure why you would want that but here you go anyway.