[ealgeone]

I'd figure the Left would love the little urchin. NK is everything the Left would want:

No guns

Complete government control of everything

Abortion on demand

State controlled media

What doesn't NK have the Left doesn't desire?

[Chad_the_Impaler]

What doesn't NK have the Left doesn't desire?

Other people's money.

[sphinx]

I'd figure the Left would love the little urchin.

Good list, but you left out "Experienced at being worshipped like a god." The left clearly wants this in a leader figure.