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To: RightGeek

Q: what do you call a suicide bomber with no arms or legs?
A: Matt.

CC


17 posted on 02/06/2017 5:12:26 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
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To: Celtic Conservative
Q: what do you call a suicide bomber with no arms or legs?

Second base. ;)

27 posted on 02/06/2017 5:16:18 PM PST by exit82 (Making America Great Again begins with........me.)
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To: Celtic Conservative
Q: what do you call a suicide bomber with no arms or legs? A: Matt.

Unless he lands in the water - then you call him Bob.

48 posted on 02/06/2017 5:39:33 PM PST by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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To: Celtic Conservative

If he’d been thrown in the sea his name would be Bob..


50 posted on 02/06/2017 5:39:56 PM PST by Geronimo ( Trump, sump pump, bump...)
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To: Celtic Conservative

If he lands in the kitchen sink you call him Dwayne.


68 posted on 02/06/2017 6:32:55 PM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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