As in: "When accused by a female MP of being 'disgustingly drunk' Churchill responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and whats more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'"
"May I have some breast?" he asked his hostess. "Mr Churchill," she replied, "In this country we ask for white meat or dark meat."
The following day Churchill sent her an orchid, with the message: "I would be obliged if you would pin this on your white meat."