When Donald Trump turned 18, his parents moved out.
He once deleted the recycling bin on every computer using Google by pointing his finger at it and saying ‘booya’.
He wears sunglasses so his eyes don’t hurt the Sun.
He doesn’t make wrong phone calls. You answered the wrong phone.
NYC tried changing 5th Avenue to ‘Donald Trump Boulevard’.
But a few days later they had to change it back.
You see, no one who crosses Donald Trump lived.
He wore a king cobra for a necktie for a while. But one day it accidentally bit him.
Four excruciatingly painful days later, it died.
LOL
What a hoot.