[Buckeye McFrog]

He looks like you dragged Anderson Cooper on his face
through a gravel parking lot.

[Scrambler Bob]

He looks like you dragged Anderson Cooper on his face
= = =

I know you realize that leaves his rear exposed.

[miss marmelstein]

Not bad analogy, Buck.

Let's not forget this is the freak who went around licking the doorknobs of Gary Bauer's office years ago. I don't know if this is common among gay guys but in reading the singer Barbara Cook's autobiography recently, she mentions that her gay accompanist, Wally Harper, also got a kick out of licking doorknobs.

Savage is also best buds with Little Andy Sullivan who is still mulling over Sarah Palin’s ovulation charts...