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Farting Is My Secret Feminist Weapon that Works Every Time
xojane ^ | Jul 30, 2015 | Allison Hope

Posted on 03/10/2017 11:04:00 AM PST by Mount Athos

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To: Roman_War_Criminal
Ay-Caramba!

"Oh Cisco"

"Oh Pancho"

61 posted on 03/10/2017 11:39:44 AM PST by JohnG45
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To: Lazamataz
"...I had to double check it wasn’t me..."

"IT WAS ME!"

62 posted on 03/10/2017 11:40:07 AM PST by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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To: Mount Athos

She is a SMART FELLER.


63 posted on 03/10/2017 11:41:29 AM PST by jetson
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To: Mount Athos

My wife of 47 years, does not like me to remind her that “I did not know that girls farted, until I got married”... Nuff said???


64 posted on 03/10/2017 11:41:59 AM PST by ThomasPaine2000 (Peace without freedom is tyranny.)
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To: JohnG45

I can see Pancho letting one rip and then blaming the horse.


65 posted on 03/10/2017 11:42:35 AM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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To: bar sin·is·ter

A lei of them around her waist extending down on a vertical plane past its anus.


66 posted on 03/10/2017 11:42:53 AM PST by VietVet876
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To: Mount Athos

Bet this wacko will be praised by feminazis all over the world.


67 posted on 03/10/2017 11:45:23 AM PST by I want the USA back (Liberalism is the denial of human nature.)
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To: Huntress

That’s a woman?


68 posted on 03/10/2017 11:47:03 AM PST by Aria (2017: Stay strong POTUS - the left lost control of trillions & will do anything to regain power.)
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To: bar sin·is·ter

Oh indeed, but this species takes it to the extreme. They normally talk with secretion, at least to show emotion. So when they somehow learned English, they speak with an emotion first. Like this: “Surprised. Why did you do that?”

They also speak in monotone. So it makes for a memorable, but somewhat annoying story dialog.


69 posted on 03/10/2017 11:48:18 AM PST by VaeVictis (~Woe to the Conquered~)
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To: I want the USA back

She’s angry at the world for why men don’t want her and lashing out with pungent air biscuits.


70 posted on 03/10/2017 11:48:21 AM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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To: Mount Athos
I’m a lesbian and generally a hater of all things creepy men

Stopped reading riiiiiiight about there.

71 posted on 03/10/2017 11:49:14 AM PST by backwoods-engineer (Trump won; I celebrated; I'm good. Let's get on with the civil war now.)
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To: Huntress

I find it hard to believe she has to fart to keep men away from her.

I am claiming another lesbian hate hoaxer here.


72 posted on 03/10/2017 11:49:56 AM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Mount Athos

I haven’t read any of the responses, but I just have to reply. She is an idiot. Sounds like a bitter old ‘fart’ her self, so it ia appropriate that he ‘farted’.

My my. What would my Mother think of such language and behavior from a woman who wants to be respected by all?


73 posted on 03/10/2017 11:50:36 AM PST by Gumdrop
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To: Huntress

Apparently Lou Ferigno is a short farting lesbian now.


74 posted on 03/10/2017 11:50:49 AM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Mount Athos
With ones like this, whether the noise comes from their mouths or their a$$#$, it all sounds the same and carries the same intellect.

Their voices my change, but the breath is still the same.

75 posted on 03/10/2017 11:51:38 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Mount Athos
Image and video hosting by TinyPic "Let me see if I've got this straight. She has thick, lustrous hair but she's a feminist, isn't much to look at, can't cook and smells bad? OK, make the call."
76 posted on 03/10/2017 11:53:58 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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To: Mount Athos

So impressive! So accomplished! She has an amazing gift in her fight against the patriarchy. She can pass gas on demand. Just like the superhero played by Pee Wee Herman in the movie Mystery Men.

Her parents must be so proud.


77 posted on 03/10/2017 11:54:23 AM PST by Nevadan
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To: Mount Athos

On a more serious note.

These liberals are the same libs that want everyone crammed into ‘living units’ inside liberal run mega cities and resettled out of rural areas that they no longer can enter anymore to save nature.

Yet bitch about everything that goes along with being packed like rats inside a compact space. Shared commuter transit, tightly packed streets, being in seas of people,,etc.

Yet they want everyone to live this way, and then they complain about what all comes along with it.

Utopia retards is what they are. Dystopians have a grasp on the real reality of it. Urban life sucks hard now, making it bigger and forcing more people to be there will just make it worse.


78 posted on 03/10/2017 11:55:19 AM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Mount Athos

I knew guys who could clear a whole room of gals with a few barking spiders. Then they changed the channel.


79 posted on 03/10/2017 11:55:22 AM PST by dforest
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To: Leep

It looks like that person had three half-pounders injected directly into their ankles.


80 posted on 03/10/2017 11:56:23 AM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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