[a fool in paradise]

Just don’t be bringing spit or popcorn to a gunfight.

First strike is first strike, choose your weapon well.

The deceased was offensive (offense, assault). Both were jerks.

[kiryandil]

Just don’t be bringing spit or popcorn to a gunfight.

Oh, dealing with this samurai-class POS, I would definitely be packing behind the spit. :)