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Texas (Democrat) state rep proposes fines for masturbation (life imitates the Onion alert)
The Hill ^ | March 12, 2017 | Reid Wilson

Posted on 03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT by Zakeet

A Texas state representative has introduced legislation that would fine men for masturbating and require them to undergo counseling before obtaining a prescription for Viagra, in an effort to highlight anti-abortion laws that place restrictions on women.

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for "masturbatory emissions" that take place outside of a woman's vagina or a hospital. Each incident would be "considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life," the bill reads.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: abortion; masturbation; righttolife; texas
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Einstein is trying to elicit support for baby killing by regulating masturbation like abortions.

1 posted on 03/13/2017 9:35:11 AM PDT by Zakeet
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She just needs to have her picture sent to all Texas males. That should quickly eliminate any arousal problems amongst that population.


2 posted on 03/13/2017 9:37:51 AM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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Masturbators unite and sic jocelyn elders on them!
3 posted on 03/13/2017 9:38:25 AM PDT by plain talk
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Well, this would be one way to eliminate the deficit. Especially if it applied to teenage boys too.


4 posted on 03/13/2017 9:39:55 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Is there nothing Democrats won’t try to control?


5 posted on 03/13/2017 9:40:03 AM PDT by falcon99
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What a jerk off!!!!!!!!!!!!


6 posted on 03/13/2017 9:40:24 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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Having pictures of that posted in every place where males go and gather will stop masturbation dead in its tracks. At least as far as males are concerned. If anyone wants the female perspective, they will have to ask the female.


7 posted on 03/13/2017 9:41:25 AM PDT by sport
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She just needs to have her picture sent to all Texas males. That should quickly eliminate any arousal problems amongst that population.

Thread Winner!

8 posted on 03/13/2017 9:42:21 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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She is trying desperately to make a point but the only one that is apparent is the one on top of her head.


9 posted on 03/13/2017 9:42:24 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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I'll be fine. I won a contest.


10 posted on 03/13/2017 9:43:44 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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She should keep her mouth shut.


11 posted on 03/13/2017 9:44:16 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common any more.)
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Buffing the clown is a private matter. That is all.


12 posted on 03/13/2017 9:45:51 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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13 posted on 03/13/2017 9:46:14 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)
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S/he has watched “Legally Blonde” too many times.


14 posted on 03/13/2017 9:46:28 AM PDT by FrankR (FULL REPEAL, OR NO DEAL)
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Hell...she can join the CIA with all the new spying revelations and watch everyone on tv from her own phone


15 posted on 03/13/2017 9:46:44 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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Very much a “hate” legislator party, those Democrats. So anti- Gay, it is difficult to imagine.

Lesbians don’t want their vaginas utilized this way and male homosexuals have no use for vaginas. What sort of vagina slavery is this that plans to neuter the LGBT & Cn’tFigureItOuts?


16 posted on 03/13/2017 9:47:01 AM PDT by KC Burke (If all the world is a stage, I would like to request my lighting be adjusted.)
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Or her mom kept her mouth open...


17 posted on 03/13/2017 9:47:34 AM PDT by CygnusXI
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Another "Every sperm is sacred" hypocritical amendment. It's been tried elsewhere.
18 posted on 03/13/2017 9:47:58 AM PDT by thulldud
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What’s the fine for a wasted egg?


19 posted on 03/13/2017 9:49:16 AM PDT by fruser1
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No need for a new law - I’m pretty sure that her photo will keep men in line.


20 posted on 03/13/2017 9:49:44 AM PDT by Gman
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