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Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail
AL.com ^ | March 28, 2017 at 1:05 PM, updated March 29, 2017 at 7:50 AM | Ashley Remkus | aremkus@al.com

Posted on 03/29/2017 2:06:29 PM PDT by COBOL2Java


Jesse Roberts (Limestone County Sheriff's Office)


It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail.

Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: alabama; banglist; chat; conceal; frisk; gun; keisterstash; localnews
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To: Covenantor

No wonder he was smiling.


21 posted on 03/29/2017 2:17:31 PM PDT by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: Covenantor

LOL!..................


22 posted on 03/29/2017 2:17:39 PM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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To: COBOL2Java

I remember reading a story about a “lady” having the same issue here on FR some years back. Though it was a different cavity the gun fell from.


23 posted on 03/29/2017 2:17:56 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal
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To: Covenantor

I don’t care who you are, that there’s just funny!


24 posted on 03/29/2017 2:18:25 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: Red Badger

LOL, Did you read the comment section over there! I’m LMAOROTF Lots of GMT(ing)A!


25 posted on 03/29/2017 2:18:53 PM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: COBOL2Java

I guess you could say he was “packing”.


26 posted on 03/29/2017 2:19:02 PM PDT by Typelouder
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To: COBOL2Java

He wasn’t as big an a**h*** as he thought.


27 posted on 03/29/2017 2:19:38 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: Responsibility2nd
> This reminds me of that old internet meme - goatse. If you don’t know what that is - count yourself lucky.

I remember goatse... I hadn't thought about it in years.

Thanks OH SO MUCH for reminding me... /s Where's the brain bleach?!?!?


28 posted on 03/29/2017 2:20:12 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Timpanagos1

“Was it loaded?”

One of the two were.


29 posted on 03/29/2017 2:20:45 PM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Well that stinks...


30 posted on 03/29/2017 2:22:05 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (I held my nose, voted for Trump, then took a shower. All to defeat evil.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Was it a .44 Mag revolver with a 10½ inch barrel?


31 posted on 03/29/2017 2:22:08 PM PDT by Vlad The Inhaler (Best long term prep for conservatives: Have big families & out-breed the illegals & muslims.)
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To: Billthedrill

32 posted on 03/29/2017 2:23:56 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: COBOL2Java

LOL- I believe that entire movie was a setup for that one line “I need my dad’s watch - You wouldn’t believe what he went through to get it to me”


33 posted on 03/29/2017 2:25:11 PM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF OBAMACARE REPEAL THAT IS WORSE THAN KEEPING IT ONE MORE DAY***)
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To: Billthedrill

“I don’t think that’s what gun lube is actually for”

Chuckle.


34 posted on 03/29/2017 2:27:29 PM PDT by lacrew
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To: Red Badger

Likely a $hitty gun anyway....


35 posted on 03/29/2017 2:28:28 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: RegulatorCountry

36 posted on 03/29/2017 2:29:11 PM PDT by lacrew
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To: Slings and Arrows

This fellow has many things, but Not A Ping to be had...


37 posted on 03/29/2017 2:30:31 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: COBOL2Java

That gives new meaning to “concealed carry”.


38 posted on 03/29/2017 2:30:58 PM PDT by TonyM
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To: martin_fierro

They just -had- to be mangled, right?


39 posted on 03/29/2017 2:31:25 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Timpanagos1

He was.
It wasn’t....................


40 posted on 03/29/2017 2:32:21 PM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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