[BlueDragon]

You mean a guy couldn't stick 'em in his hat (to be at the ready) like fishing lures?

So you'd put 'em in a ballistic black velcro pouch too, I'd bet.

Young guys, think they know everything...

[FateAmenableToChange]

Only if the ballistic black velcro pouch was properly labeled with white lettering proclaiming it as a “tactical shuriken pre-deployment storage device”.