And lest we forget, they don't shave their legs or armpits! But french women have naturally appealing accents (to Americans their accents sound sexy). So maybe it's a wash (pun), at least in the case of the women.
I get your point, but the Germans (especially from the city of Cologne) will be offended that you gave credit to the French for the invention of Cologne!
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"18th Century: Eau de Cologne- variant on Hungary water developed by the Farina brothers in Cologne, Germany."
http://www.fragrancewholesale.com/somhisoncol.html
Frangrance Museum, Cologne:
http://www.european-museums.com/germany/cologne_museums.htm
Koelnisch Wasser sounds so more enticing! LoL