Somehow, the planet has become utterly dependent on uppity liberal self-perpetuating jobs and taxes. Earth itself is reduced to jonesing for free stuff. If we don’t pay up, the looting begins (tornados, hurricanes, tsunamis). Save the climatologists!! On second thought, please don’t.
Better: send them all to the Mohave to live in a commune for the next 10 years, so they can pretend to be learning how to ‘fix’ the coming Dune scenario.
Better: send them all to the Mohave to live in a commune for the next 10 years, so they can pretend to be learning how to ‘fix’ the coming Dune scenario.