One scoop is better than no scoop.
CNN missed so many opportunities:
- Trump is depressed and drowning his depression in ice cream.
- Trump is eating dairy products to demonstrate his disdain for global warming.
- Trump only serves "white" ice cream. Black ice cream doesn't matter.
- No ice cream for Comey!
- Russians like ice cream too!
- Trump is bribing members of his staff with ice cream to try to raise morale.
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