How do I get a job there? No downside. If they re-allow bras I will humbly volunteer to be the inspector, if not, I will turn the AC way down every morning I get there.
Yeahhhhh.... and to be really safe, they should only wear bikini bottoms too.
Yeah...
That ($50K) would be just shy of a 3-pounder; kilo & a quarter or so. Bar, not boob.
I was originally going to say that that wouldnt necessarily help much because on the matrilineal side each woman could have snuck in two MP5s and a half dozen extra mags.
Im not sure how much gold that equates to on the way out though.
Only ‘sun seakers’ need apply?
“Perth Mint is considering banning female staff from wearing underwire bras as part of a new security boost to deter theft”
Wouldn’t that qualify as removing the ‘Boost”
I myself have personally done exhaustive research in this area.
All strictly voluntary and without financial compensation.
In my recent experience I have discovered that the underwire in most modern underwire bras turned out to be not wire at all, but some sort of plastic that would not set off their metal detectors.
However, all the bras I have examined still seem to be equipped with the small metal clasps and hooks in the back and the small metal strap adjusters.
Stupid headline makes it sounds like they are considering banning all bras.
Can they get the fat ones to resign first?
OFFICIAL MEMO PERTH MINT
6/21/17
Effective immediately all air conditioning thermostats will be set to 17 degrees Celsius (63F).
Heard long ago about having workers strip down and put on coveralls with the pockets sewed up prior being turned loose on the cash registers...
ALSO
Guy left the plant in Russia every night with a wheelbarrow and a covered top which was carefully checked out every time. Being in Russia, guy worked 7 nights a week and the same guard.
Guy retiring and guard said..
“Comrade. I know you have been stealing all these years, Please, your secret is safe with me. What are you stealing”
“Wheelbarrows”
Security won’t be the only thing “boosted”.
Over the shoulder, gold bar holders?
I’d like to be the first to offer my ... and so on.
Hell, they will need a “Goldfinger” inspector for smaller gold ingots or coins. I’ll volunteer. I’ve seen all the James Bond films.
Okay, it gets worse.
What do you call a Jewish gynecologist? “Goldfinger”
What do you call an Eskimo gynecologist? “Coldfinger”
What do you call a fake gynecologist who gets caught by the women’s husbands? “NoFingers”
Bada Bing, Bada Boom!!
A really bad one coming up here:
What do you call a female entertainer who gives you “the finger”? Rosie O’Donnell!
I worked at a production facility (narcotics) where we required to wear see-through uniforms without pockets.
Most of the women wore bras, but some called ‘commandos’ wore nothing other than a G-string. Of course, some homos would go full commando proudly strutting their junk. Personally, I chose brightly colored briefs!
It was bizarre, and the drugs were routinely stolen anyway.